The Libertarian Convention

Recently, underground radical saboteur  Lewis J. Costigin presented himself as a guest speaker at a Libertarian convention in St. Louis, Missouri. He started his speech with the usual talking points, big government and so forth. But then, he began to rail about how multi-national corporations are a form of big government as well, more pervasive and intrusive than the federales. His eloquence whipped the crowd into a frenzy. In attendance, in the front row, was Charles Arnold, CEO of Cornerstone Industries. Costigin pointed him out to the audience, and that's when things got out of hand. The crowd torn him to pieces! First an ear, then a broken finger. But soon enough, nothing was left but a bloody heap, the Libertarians coated in blood and body, chests heaving as it went silent and they realized what they had done. Costigin slipped out the back, his goal of demonstrating the true face of Libertarianism accomplished.